A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool. — (via tattoophrases)
(Source: beben-eleben, via beben-eleben)
Jokes are half meant while promises are half lies.
Diba pwedeng para din sa may nararamdaman?!
I want one where they say, “Look how happy they are together.”
”My favorite type is a girl who is pure and gentle. In addition, I want her to have different characters and a different sense of values.” - Matsumoto Jun ♥
FANON: I AM IN A RAGE -
From the book JKR made: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by Newt Scamander
“Veela are magical beings that are presented in the form of beautiful women. Are high, with long silvery-blonde hair, blue eyes, white skin and shining like the moon. They have musical voices and dance…
Me: Hey I just met you
Me: And this is crazy
Me: But here’s your best friend *tosses ashley at him*
Zac: *catches her* What the heck dude!? You can’t man handle her like that!
Me: Oops sorry!
Zac: *looks at ashley worried* Hey you okay?
Ashley: *smiles* Yeah I’m fine, thanks for catching me.
Me: *smiles at them* Awww aren’t you two cute! Now where was I?
Me: Oh yeah! So fuck her maybe! ;D